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Heretofore and unto now, this blogger hosted weblog has had to rely exclusively on the blanket disclaimer provided for the corporate body of blog*spot addresses. While this kind of disclaimer is usually sufficient to protect a blogger from liability, it falls short when dealing with inherently offensive content, websites with a mind of their own and authors who are excessively paranoid about being dragged into court. With the above firmly borne in mind, we propose the following weblog disclaimer:

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This website has no control over the information you access via outbound link(s) in the post text, sidebar, header, footer or comment sections. This website does not endorse linked website(s), cannot guarantee the accuracy of any information found by following said links or the correctness of any analysis found therein and should not be held responsible for it or the consequences of a user’s use of that information. If you are curious about the veracity of something you find, please follow the directions in the above paragraph and consult the appropriate experts.

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This website publishes content regularly and said content is maintained in reference to the protections afforded it under local, provincial, state, martial, federal, international and mafia law. Publication of information found on this website may be in violation of the laws of the city, county, state, country or other jurisdiction from where you are viewing this website’s content and laws in your jurisdiction may not protect or allow the same kinds of speech or distribution. In the case that the laws of the jurisdiction where this website's content is maintained and those of yours conflict, this website does not encourage, condone, facilitate, recommend or protect the violation of any laws and cannot be responsible for any violations of such laws.

Because the World Wide Web is an integrated net of communication, discussion and litigation, this website encourages the distribution of its content. Cross, reciprocal or just plain friendly hyperlinking is consistent with this information sharing and this disclaimer should not be construed as a condemnation of any linking practices. That said, any reproduction of this website’s content must credit the website by name and Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Should you link to this domain or use, reproduce, republish, regurgitate, repeat, reiterate, rebound, reecho, reverberate, mimic, imitate, parrot or duplicate the information contained on this website, you alone are responsible for that action and should, under threat of litigation, credit this website by name and URL.

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  With thanks to Herche’s Blog Disclaimer.

Istead Rise Classified Ads Terms of Use

Last updated: May 22nd, 2009

THE INFORMATION IS PROVIDED WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. ISTEAD RISE COMMUNITY ASSOCIATION (HERINAFTER CALLED IRCA) GIVES NO WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IN NO EVENT SHALL FREEADS OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, LOSS OF BUSINESS PROFITS OR SPECIAL DAMAGES, EVEN IF FREEADS OR ITS SUPPLIERS HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

The user may view pages within the IRCA website And print out a copy of the contents for personal, non-commercial purposes. The user may not otherwise copy, reproduce, redistribute, download, adapt or alter any material contained on this website without the express written permission of IRCA. The terms and conditions of use may be changed at any time and your continued access to the website means that you agree to be bound by the most current version of the terms and conditions of use.

All copy offered for publication in IRCA by the user must be legal, decent, honest, truthful. UK ads must comply with the British Code of Advertising Practice and all other codes under the general supervision of the Advertising Standards Authority and the requirements of current legislation in the United States of America, Canada and Australia. The advert is accepted for publication, or not, at IRCA absolute discretion and when deemed necessary the advert copy may be edited and classified at IRCA's discretion in order to comply with such requirements.

IRCA specifically disclaim any and all liability to advertisers, readers and users' of any kind for any loss or damage of any nature whatsoever and however arising, whether due to inaccuracy, error, omission or any other cause, and whether on the part of IRCA, or their servants or agents, or any other person. IRCA assumes no responsibility for and disclaims all liability for any errors or omissions on the website or in any other documents or sites which may be referred to or linked to by this website.

All product names mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners. Some documents may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information relating to that document or organisation. The user agrees that IRCA has not conferred by implication, or otherwise, any licence or right under any patent, trademark or copyright (except as expressly provided) of IRCA or of any third party.

IRCA CLASSIFIEDS is exclusively an online publication wholly owned and operated by IRCA. The user agrees to indemnify and hold IRCA, its parent or subsidiary companies and their affiliates, their respective directors, officers, employees and agents from any and all liabilities, claims and expenses, including reasonable legal fees, arising from breach of this Agreement, any other policy, the users' use or access Of IRCA or any Internet site linked to or from IRCA, or in connection with the transmission of any Content on IRCA. The user agrees that questions and complaints received are the exclusive responsibility of the user and the user shall indemnify IRCA.

The information (text and images) contained on this website is for information purposes and is published in good faith. Whilst every care has been taken in its preparation, IRCA does not make any warranties nor representations as to its accuracy or reliability. We neither accept nor assume any reliability in relation to the contents of these pages which should not be relied upon as accurate. In no event do we accept liability of any description including liability for negligence for any damages whatsoever resulting from loss of use, data or profits arising out of or in connection with the viewing, use or performance of this website or its contents. IRCA do not in any circumstances accept responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of any advertisement or message published on the IRCA website.

The pages contained in this website may contain technical inaccuracies and typographical errors. The information in these pages may be updated from time to time and may at times be out of date. We accept neither responsibility for keeping the information in these pages up to date nor liability for any failure to do so.

By submitting an advert online the user is requesting that their advert appears on the IRCA website. This means that the advert, including personal details such as telephone number, email address and company details (where applicable), can potentially be viewed by all persons with Internet access. The user consents to the publication of their data in this way. The user can cancel the advert for any reason at any time by logging into their account.

 Once an advert has been submitted IRCA will endeavour to put the advert live as soon as possible, but we do reserve the right to refuse or delete adverts we believe are inappropriate. We are not able to verify the truthfulness of any statements made by the user in the advert copy. Accordingly, the user shall be responsible for any losses, expenses or other costs incurred by IRCA which are caused by an untrue statement deliberately made or provided by the user.

By phoning any and all of the private numbers listed in adverts users are agreeing to pay a per minute fee in full, whether or not the line connects or is picked up by the other party. For further information on Private Response Numbers, including the current cost per minute,

All users are advised to check advert details carefully before entering into any agreements of any kind. If in doubt, please seek legal advice.

IRCA shall not be liable for any damages, including without limitation, indirect or consequential damages, howsoever arising out of use of this website or in respect of any of the users' actions or omissions taken in reliance on any of the advice or information contained on this website.

This website contains hypertext links to websites operated by parties other than IRCA or its associated companies. IRCA does not control such websites and is not responsible for their content. IRCA's inclusion of hypertext links to such websites does not imply any endorsement of the material contained on these websites or of the owners.

By accessing this website the user is deemed to have accepted all of the terms and conditions that apply to its use. IRCA reserves the right to alter these terms and conditions at any time and it is the users' obligation to check if changes have been made. If the user does not agree to obey these terms and conditions then the user must stop using this site immediately. If any of these terms and conditions shall be held to be invalid or unenforceable, it shall not affect the enforceability of any of the remaining provisions.

All rights, including copyright, in the content of these webpages and any photographs which may appear on the website and all database rights in IRCA's database, are owned or controlled for these purposes by IRCA or the party credited as the poster of the information.

The copyright in all adverts shall be owned by IRCA and by submitting an advert the User hereby assign all such copyright to IRCA.

It is technically impossible to provide a website free of faults and IRCA do not claim to do so. No guarantee is made that the users' advert will be provided continuously free of faults. In addition, maintenance on the website will be carried out from time to time but in doing so we shall attempt to keep the disruption to a minimum.

IRCA may at any time vary the technical specifications of its website (or any part of it) for any reason.

IRCA may at any time remove any or all of the materials from the users' advert which in IRCA's opinion are unlawful or have been placed in breach of this agreement.

The user shall report to IRCA any suspected errors with the advertisement as soon as they come to the users' attention.

IRCA reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertisement without ascertaining any reason, and to classify, edit and delete at its sole discretion. The placing of any advert is an acceptance of these conditions.